Memento Mori

JEN

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I’m the one who steps from the shadows,.
And I looked, and behold, a pale horse, & his name that sate on him was Death.
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1 hour ago with 5256 notes via hales-emissary (source)
#LMFAO#teen wolf#this is the best set yet#rest in queue

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

6 days ago with 74892 notes via percychekov (source)
#lmfao#rest in queue
1 week ago with 3622 notes via thats-so-meme (source)
#lmfao#queue

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez
1 week ago with 139070 notes via imsuffocating (source)
#LMFAO#queue

gameofnerds:

carryonmy-assbutt:

hellotailor:

aryastarque:

Is Caesar going to die

no spoilers please

Sean Bean is the spoiler

So this movie is basically the GOT cast + Francois Arnaud..

Guess what movie I desperately want to see.

3 weeks ago with 66994 notes via wobblywibbly (source)
#lmfao#queue