Memento Mori

JEN

27 years old, work at a funeral home & hot topic, writer, insomniac, part-time reaper

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❒ single ❒ taken ✔ john constantine

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THEY GOT MY DICK MESSAGE!.
I don't know that I think anyone is %100 a dick, ma'am.
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my sister asked her husband what color he wanted while she was at the store, and he couldn’t decide, so this was in the fridge for him when he got home.  

I’ve never been more proud of my sister!

3 weeks ago with 22 notes
#the matrix#meme#lmfao#lol#omg#it made my day

fuckoffdarren:

itsrainingrene:

if i die resurrect me with this video

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

1 month ago with 188787 notes via stargirl1013 (source)
#LMFAO#the maze is a queue

missachickapea:

allthatklunk:

captaingalileo:

frostingpeetaswounds:

THOMAS’ LAST WORDS IN THE SERIES ARE “WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN” AND I REALLY THINK THAT’S A HUGE REFLECTION ON WHO HE IS AS A CHARACTER LMAO

the series started out with him not knowing what the fuck is going on and it ended with him still not knowing what the fuck is going on

Not to mention that each book also started and ended with him not knowing what was going on

Our hero.

1 month ago with 1150 notes via captaingally (source)
#LMFAO#the maze runner#the death cure#the scorch trials#spoilers#omg

malira:

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SHE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM

1 month ago with 767 notes via phaselockme (source)
#teen wolf#spoilers#tw spoilers#season 4 spoilers#LMFAO

hannibal-and-dory:

timedetective:

asgardiancherrypudding:

luminous-lu:

emeraldsd:

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This is now my favorite post. Ever. 

never forget to wash the butt.

TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG

Keep away from fire especially when wearing

1 month ago with 434344 notes via ifhebeworthy (source)
#LMFAO#the maze is a queue