YOU TWO MOTHERFUCKERS
ARE NOT EVEN FUCKING TRYING
They are checking each other out in every picture.
Agent Barton was sent to kill me. He made a different call.
Favorite Scarlett Johansson appearances —> White House Correspondent’s Dinner (2010)
AU: Natasha needs a pirate’s help to steal important documents.
“You said you were good, but…you’re kind of frightening, Natasha.”
Genderbent Supernatural - because why the fuck notScarlett Johansson - Deanne Winchester
Jennifer Lawrence - Samantha Winchester
THIS IS PERFECTION.